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Sure, all us shills do. Rush, however, probably likes it unprotected and under-age, too. And I wouldn't rule out boys. As you probably already laughed about, Rush got caught on his way back from vacation in the 84% non-white Dominican Republic with an unprescribed bottle of Viagra.Rush could have gotten protected sex, even involving the non-procreative back hole, in Nevada without having to go through international airport security. Getting Viagra without a prescription in the USA is not exactly difficult. Of course, he would have been required to do it with an adult and use a protective deviceCoverOrganNegateDiseaseOr
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It's not like some young, hot babe (or stud) is going to do Rush for free. There's huge unemployment and income problems in the Dominican Republic, creating the motivation for selling one's body. It also borders Haiti, a place Rush could visit more or less anonymously via rental car. DR's median age is 24, Haiti's is 18 and is nearly completely black/American (non-white), in a state of poverty, but has much more HIV infection among the population.
Not that it's anything new, but it is a relatively new spin for Chief Shill of Staff Karl Rove to stage President Bush being angry. At least Lord and Vice President Cheney actually looks angry.
Does anyone actually think Bush would be happy about once again having his illegal activities being discovered by "spies" of the press? Aren't they supposed to be the stupid, biased, liberal media that knows nothing? Rather disgraceful that they outsmart the president and all the sycophants he's personally inserted into the government.
Yet another reason for impeachment in addition to the spying and breaking of every principle of freedom in the United States. And the ridiculous gas prices.
It's the 6th day of the 6th month of the 6th year of the new millenium. 666. That means if you believe in Jesus, you must kill yourself and your president. If you don't, you obviously hate Jesus and worship Satan. You have until 6 PM.
Some of you have been wondering what good is a shill. But I'm not just any shill. I'm the one, true shill. The shill who's tongue is the only known one to have experienced virgin birth. So pure it is that it can slip into even the tightest crack. While my nose lacks the lubrication and dexterity of my tongue, it is very capable of slipping in after my tongue has secured entry.
Or, how to use Bush league logic.
A comic for the good boys and girls that don't believe in the environment monster.
Remember, impeachment of President Bush means we get Dick for president, not some crony fairy. Support Vice President Cheney, liberate the Bush. And pretty soon, Kaavya Viswanathan will be writing a book about how America got kissed by a prince while Pink sings Dear Mr. Sycophant on Youtube.
It used to be that comic book producers could make a profit on regular cross and flag logo placement. Propaganda marketing from church and state "funding" combined with some cheap advertising for various quackery made life good.
Terrorists and republicans are winning, however. With all the easy flag waving going on, demand is down sharply for flag waving superheroes. It's hard to compete with a stud Texan war-president like George W. Bush and his sidekicks Dick 'The Hunter" Cheney and Donald "The Torturer" Rumsfeld.
Ad-guy to the rescue! Now comic books are providing product placement just like TV and movies. Cigarette-man is just a smoke away while Cola-woman keeps things cool. I learned this from one of my favorite sites for all things shill, PRwatch.org. They reported on a Wall Street Journal article that, of course, wrote about it in glowing terms because it will help comic book stock. Comic book corporations have an elusive target market in brain-dead 20-something "men" along with the pre-geek kids.
Wake me up when Condomman and Pillgirl have a Saturday morning cartoon.
Um, that's, like, redundant.
Yet another reason to impeach that pope-sympathizer Bush. As President, Vice President Cheney will make a real man like Donald Rumsfeld vice president and make retarded holidays an illegal torturable offense just like abortion. Violators will be forced to drink Halliburton water. He'll also kick all those flip-flopping catholics out of the country back to Mexico where they belong. We need zero tolerance for those terrorist sympathizers, and only true born again christians, not Easter bunny licking catholics, can give us that.
It's hard to express my love for Dick and George in writing. So I thought maybe a poem would work. If those terrorist helping liberal scumbags can write them, why can't I?
There once was a Bush
who fell on his tush
while choking his turds away
he then fell down
while adjusting his crown
unable to ride a bike
and pray
The seat was stuck
up into his gut
deep, deep he cried it was hard
to do his job
without a drink all day
Scooter Libby
Scooter Libby
Scooter Libby
How could you? You were so obedient. Then you go rat on George and Dick just because you might go to jail for a little while? Now Duke Cunningham, there's a true shill. You'll never be a patriotic United States soldier, much less a true shill.
All this does is benefit the
liberal terrorists. Plame and Wilson should be locked up for what they've done. President Bush and Vice President Cheney will be remembered forever in history. Give me a couple hours and I'll think of something positive they will be remembered for.
Why is Bush still president? He keeps making Michael Moore look like a genius. Moore had an entire part of his Fahrenheit film dedicated to Bush having cozy relations with questionable Arabs. What does Bush do a year after the film? He attempts to sell our ports to an Arab country that financed the 9/11 terrorists and provided a safe-haven for Osama bin-Laden. Impeach him already.
All Vice President Cheney did was commit an act of treason by putting a CIA operative's life in danger. At least he knows how to keep people in line. He obviously knows how to make a company profitable without selling off its assets. Look how well Halliburton is doing.
What does Bush do? He tries to spy on everybody in America, starts wars he doesn't finish, and then starts new ones he can't finish.
When there's an emergency like Katrina, he's on vacation. When there's torture, he can't decide whether to deny it, blame it on somebody else, blame it on news reporting, or claim he had the right to do it all along.
We deserve better than this. We deserve impeachment. We deserve Dick.
http://www.derfcity.com/n/newtoon2.html
Cheney knows what you do alone in the dark. He'll be gone by Monday, so look now.
And speaking of spying extremists ... if you're looking for some interactive fun, head over to Wikipedia's entry on Abortion. Only need to make up a username and password to sign-up. In return, you get to edit any entries you like, your own user page, and a chat page.
Update: I should have used more lubricant. Please don't follow any of the suggestions. Instead, I still encourage you to contribute, but do it in a way that will make the article more useful and informative for the people that read it.
Update 2: And I mean that in every possible sense. I think I've found something far more entertaining. Makes one wonder why a supposedly uncensored encylopedia like Wikipedia doesn't have an entry for this.
Update 3: An amusing and satiric FAQ on Wikipedia by Wired. Fortunately, I didn't write it so I can't be blocked for it. Let's just say that, while not literally true, it is accurate enough that it's worth reading and keeping in mind if you decide you're going to use Wiki in any way.
They are having a fit over me in their little chat area. I am Pro-Lick, BTW. They didn’t like my other name. Apparently in their quest to put their enemy to death, they’ve been accusing other users of being me and banning them.
Make the definition beautiful. You'll get plenty of funny messages in return. There are some real-life religious fanatics trying hard to control the content, and any changes that don't include "death" drive them into a frenzy.
Some suggestions:
- Abortion liberates the uterus.
- Abortion is like a shower for the uterus.
- Abortion cleanses the uterus of bio-contaminants.
- Abortion is fertilization for flowers.
- Abortion frees the uterus of extremist elements.
- Abortion liberates the female from imposed pregnancy.
- Abortion liberates the female from a pregnant dictatorship.
I’ll stop by tonight some time and contribute. Enjoy yourselves and don’t take them seriously. Don’t respond (unless you want to prod them a bit further). Like the supreme court, none of them actually listen. You get 3 changes per 24 hours on any article, so you can switch your changes back twice if someone undoes them. Then you can move on to the pro-life entry and make changes on it, and so on. Narf.
Update: Wikipedia actually blocked me from use for this blog. They continue to let the religious fundamentalists and Bush lovers rule. The result is a poorly written mess that hides the most significant facts, like reading a White House press release when they are trying to hide something. If you need a free encylopedia, try Probert instead. Or, of course, Google. Here's another opinion on Wikipedia to consider.
This brings up the highly important question of why isn't 
When do the impeachment hearings begin? Football doesn't start for another 5 months and baseball is boring and filled with all those negro-South-American half-breed freedom-haters from little Spanish islands sneaking into our country.
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