White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove and Vice President Cheney unveiled the first product of the secret funding where all the tax dollars for Iraq have actually been going. It has been known as Mission Clone.
The child of their special love has been named General Michael Hayden and will rule the CIA as its new director.
President Bush and 1st Lady Laura were named as godfather and godmother. Stephen Colbert has promised to gain some extra weight.