Monday, May 08, 2006

Cheney & Rove give Birth to Hayden

White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove and Vice President Cheney unveiled the first product of the secret funding where all the tax dollars for Iraq have actually been going. It has been known as Mission Clone.

The child of their special love has been named General Michael Hayden and will rule the CIA as its new director.

President Bush and 1st Lady Laura were named as godfather and godmother. Stephen Colbert has promised to gain some extra weight.


charlie Waldron said...

Great minds think alike.
My post was titled "The Ottoman Empire or The Love Child of Cheney and Rove."
Hats off to both of us.

Charlie Waldron said...

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Thanks for the great site.