Wednesday, May 10, 2006

The One, True, Virgin Born Tongue

Some of you have been wondering what good is a shill. But I'm not just any shill. I'm the one, true shill. The shill who's tongue is the only known one to have experienced virgin birth. So pure it is that it can slip into even the tightest crack. While my nose lacks the lubrication and dexterity of my tongue, it is very capable of slipping in after my tongue has secured entry.

1 comment:

K said...

I'll take 2 shit sandwhiches and a Coke to go please. Thanks.