Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Excellent Oral Required

When I discovered that, to add to President Bush's list of communication errors, he publicly admitted to an impeachable offense, I decided to check out what more mundane and technically oriented jobs required of those hired. I found this common:
Required Skills:
Oral Communication: Excellent
This particular quote is from a programmer position. Maybe Microsoft's confusion as to who to hire is why they can't produce a game machine that doesn't overheat and crash. Like the current president of the USA. Of course, us shills don't need to do much other than dress and look pretty. But we is special and patriotic like athletes.

There's more in a very well researched article by

Monday, December 26, 2005

Today on SoulSeek

* Entered room
[MugWump] are they gonna shoot the photographer? in the head? in Tiennaman Square?
[3 Wise Shills] all photographers must die
[MugWump] owww
[3 Wise Shills] they are all part of the liberal media
[3 Wise Shills] We need to liberate China now
[MugWump] no we dont

From an SLSK chat room.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Gonna Use My Fingers

Did you know that the peak amplitude in the Pretenders "Brass in Pocket" comes at the point where Ms. Hynde sings "fingers"?

Not to suggest that you actually buy the song or album. It's owned by Warner Bros., a very big member of the RIAA. Of the people who created the song, 2 are dead. In other words, the artists are going to see little if any money as a result. The bloated corporation that owns it is going to use most of it to pay bloated executives to sue kids that, in effect, serve as the Internet's radio. Why? They don't play what the corporations' want when they want. Nor do they play commercials for more of the bloated corporations or its RIAA partners' digestive waste.

If you like Hynde's voice and would to like to hear more like it, I recommend an indie like Madam Datum. The lead singer sounds like an impressionistic version of Hynde.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Winter Shilling

If you need someone to wear your brand logo on their hat or coat, I'm here for you.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Snow Celebrations

With the holidays and winter here, we are rewarded with beautiful, white snow. At least, if you're not a bible belt, red state Jesus licker, in which case, you're not rewarded. NOL.

With the snow here, it's time to think about the important things. For example, what is your favorite position in the snow? Do you prefer it on top or the bottom? Do you like it on your knees? Do you prefer all of your clothes off or with some clothes between you and the snow?

If you're receiving instead of giving, you also have the added option of whether you like it lying down on your tummy while your santa inserts his claws.

Be careful and enjoy your white christmas. You don't want sensitive regions to get frostbite.