Required Skills:This particular quote is from a programmer position. Maybe Microsoft's confusion as to who to hire is why they can't produce a game machine that doesn't overheat and crash. Like the current president of the USA. Of course, us shills don't need to do much other than dress and look pretty. But we is special and patriotic like athletes.
Oral Communication: Excellent
There's more in a very well researched article by Salon.com.