Friday, April 14, 2006

Good Friday

Um, that's, like, redundant.

Yet another reason to impeach that pope-sympathizer Bush. As President, Vice President Cheney will make a real man like Donald Rumsfeld vice president and make retarded holidays an illegal torturable offense just like abortion. Violators will be forced to drink Halliburton water. He'll also kick all those flip-flopping catholics out of the country back to Mexico where they belong. We need zero tolerance for those terrorist sympathizers, and only true born again christians, not Easter bunny licking catholics, can give us that.

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