Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Honest, We Didn't Do Anything

Not a thing. Thanks to President Bush, all we do is receive tax payer money. We do nothing in Iraq. Don't believe this MSNBC article, or this UK Guardian one, or this Reuters one, or any of the other 416 related articles that Google has. As usual, Fox News is the only soure of fair & balanced (tm) stories.

We haven't authorized our subsidiary KBR to spend any money on anything in Iraq, much less our troops. I pray Dick's health hasn't been hurt by these allegations. Poor, poor Dick. Our prayers are with you Vice President Cheney. I'm confident that the value of your Halliburton stock options have not dropped. Wish Supreme Court nominee Alito good luck for us.

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