Sunday, December 30, 2007

Squat On It

Fox News always provides the latest in anus comforting toilet paper to wipe with. The 2 latest phrasal prints include:
  • "the behind the scenes"
  • "common knowledge"
The 1st we need to thank Sean Hannity of Fox News for using. Sean, as I'm sure you're aware, is an up and comer with expertise in hair management. The 2nd I noticed just the other day when an expert in echoing official Republican opinion used it on Answerbag.

The behind the scenes is is that Fox News has hired the Answerbag correspondent from Voice Of America after VOA decided it had enough answers in the bag on the Internet to control common knowledge. Fox News: you can squat on it. As dependable as your toilet, ready to flush on demand. Larry Craig optional.

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