More Dick Please

Maybe it's just me, but I can't stop watching the State of the Union. Dick looked so hot. When our glorious and moral President George W. Bush said Vice President Cheney, I had to get out the lubricant. Oil based, of course.

Just writing about it is making me hot. They focused on Bush so much that they didn't show nearly enough Dick. Thank god for video editors on computers.

If you haven't seen it yet, here's the actual democratic response. Very funny cartoon, even if muslims and Mohammed are not involved (Saudi Arabia is).