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Things I Like on Reddit
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Thursday, January 03, 2013
Friday, May 08, 2009
Wikipedia pwnd again
And not even by someone significant. Topped by Topper. Oh, the indignity. The social network posing as an encyclopedia gets Dilberted, and it didn't even require Dogbert.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Colbert Study: Liberals Don't Know he's Serious
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"Colbert Study: Conservatives Don't Know He's Joking"
A study from Ohio State University, which proves, with math and stuff, that lots of conservatives seem to not understand the intrinsic, underlying joke of The Colbert Report:
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
Why Lying about Sex with Your Intern is Worse than Torture
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Sunday, February 01, 2009
The Worst of 2008
- We didn't use the surge to invade Iran.
- President Bush was not elected to a 3rd term.
- Vice President Cheney did not run for President.
- They didn't turn The Colbert Report into an hourly report and fire Jon Stewart.
- McCain was refused the right to find and kill Osama bin Laden.
- Sarah Palin was ignored by the liberal media.
- Rachel Maddow was allowed on TV.
- Courts refused Vice President Cheney the right to destroy secret documents.
- Franken won.
- Obama won.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
The Joy of Shill'n
The main stream media, as my friend Karl Rove knows, are just a bunch of simpletons who repeat whatever you feed them - like the Wall Street Journal echoing stock quotes. As Bush echoed for Rove, "the filter". More importantly, regardless of how big and nasty the lie, even the fact checkers go out of their way to be courteous and avoid potential legal problems. Maybe they'll eventually criticize it as a "distortion" or "exaggeration" like the losers at FactCheck.org or the liberals at Salon.com, but they still echo the lie itself and the mass media rarely follows up, content to move on to whatever is new and hot.
The important thing is they repeat your brand name and your lie, and most often both in the headline and summary, and few people read beyond that. It's like advertising without the pain of paying for it or those long, tedious notifications about the accuracy of the claims. That's why you should believe "Palin - the Hockey Mom Candidate", "McCain-Palin Repeat Obama Palling Around with Terrorists", "America Must Pass Bailout Plan Immediately", and "Bush Says Everything Will be Fine".
To be continued....
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
STOP! Do Not Vote!
Not to mention all the quality TV available to watch now that the writers are on strike. You can even enjoy FOX News accurate and quality updates on celebrity news and Super Tuesday while they inform you about all the failings for the Democrats that they heard about from some people they know.
Most important, don't vote twice. Even though, technically, you can go to both the Democrat and Republican caucus polling places and legally vote for a Democratic and Republican candidate at each, only experts really understand how to do this. Non-experts frequently suffer brain sprains. Which is why TV and talk radio are the best options of safe and secure real Americans.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Squat On It
- "the behind the scenes"
- "common knowledge"
The behind the scenes is is that Fox News has hired the Answerbag correspondent from Voice Of America after VOA decided it had enough answers in the bag on the Internet to control common knowledge. Fox News: you can squat on it. As dependable as your toilet, ready to flush on demand. Larry Craig optional.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Play Footsy with me
I decided to wash my feet today. It's always a sad day when I have scrub away the wonderful aroma they have accrued. But since I was already washing the other AStoundingly Splendiferous smelling place on my body, I decided to give each footsy a fair and balanced scrubbing too.
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