Monday, January 30, 2006

Love that Hate Appreciation

An update on my previous blog on hating everybody.

It's good to see that hating outside the box is being represensted in the main stream. My man Aaron M. in his Boondocks comix gave us haters a shout out today.

Unlike those republican whores that flip-flop between being called right, right wing, GOP, conservatives, and neo-cons, we haters are honest to you. We don't lie about love when you know we're just screaming for the Benjamins. We give you the truth, not the faked.

Yo, yo , yo, shill out, dogs.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Osama Bin Laden Upgraded to Bush's Distraction Device

No sooner did Cheney's boy Karl Rove give a speech about using war and terror to get republicans elected (last weekend, to be honest) than did they send out their PR puppy George W. to proclaim the obvious. Osama is important. Even if it directly contradicts what Bush said while lying about Iraq in his pre-War propaganda:

"I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him." President Bush, March 13, 2002

Bin Laden takes over for the tired and overused Saddam Hussein as the official tool for avoiding issues. They still don't care about Osama. He, to be honest, simply helps to shift the common people's attention away from the terrible Supreme Court nomination Alito. This is so fewer people contact their senators and complain about electing Samuel Alito as a Supreme Court justice, even if it requires a filibuster at this point.

Let's be serious. If they ever had been concerned about Osama, they would have used Saddam to get inside information on where Bin Laden actually is. Even though Osama and Saddam hated each other, anti-American people still trusted him and would have provided connections and, OH MY GOD, actual intelligence on Osama.

Instead, Cheney's Bush simply barks Al Qaeda and Osama whenever they need a distraction from more important issues - like getting Supreme Court judges elected that will permit them to torture and spy on Americans without any justification.

Especially now that the overwhelming majority views Iraq as a mistake, if not a blunder, lie, or an Abramoff/Delay-type approach to making close, personal friends and family rich with non-compete contracts.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Honest, We Didn't Do Anything

Not a thing. Thanks to President Bush, all we do is receive tax payer money. We do nothing in Iraq. Don't believe this MSNBC article, or this UK Guardian one, or this Reuters one, or any of the other 416 related articles that Google has. As usual, Fox News is the only soure of fair & balanced (tm) stories.

We haven't authorized our subsidiary KBR to spend any money on anything in Iraq, much less our troops. I pray Dick's health hasn't been hurt by these allegations. Poor, poor Dick. Our prayers are with you Vice President Cheney. I'm confident that the value of your Halliburton stock options have not dropped. Wish Supreme Court nominee Alito good luck for us.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Welcome to the Royal Kingdom of Cheney's Bush

Power to the Peephole - A VERY funny animated comic (aka cartoon)

Funnier than Alito's wife crying over a republican senator's question instead of torture, spying, and no-bid contracts to close-personal friends that provide kickbacks.

More powerful than the mob, faster than a plane full of terrorists, quieter than a wiretap, able to leap impeachment with a single Al-Qaeda press release.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Love Your Country - Impeach Dick's Bush

Some sites I've enjoyed while doing searches on impeachment:
  • Slowpoke - Words Speak Louder Than Actions (how to answer Supreme Court judge nominee questions like Alito) - you even get comics with this
  • Building a Better Mousetrap - this 1 includes a pretty photo of Vice President Cheney
  • Dissident Voice - Impeachment Memo - Bush's Idiot Defense (this requires a sense of humor, so the evangelical, fundamentalist, and people that call themselves christians or traditionalists will have a difficult time understanding, much less laughing)
Wave to Dick

Monday, January 16, 2006

Impeachment Watch

Search Statistics for: impeachment bush cheney
Technorati: 6,165 posts
Blogpulse: 3266 - showing growth and big jumps
Blogdigger: 1517
Google/blogger: about 5,393
Yahoo: about 203
Google: about 545

Correct, I'm not watching my Blogspot censorship from Google and Blogger's Karl Rove approved SafeSearch engine. I'm sure that's to blame on mistakes of beta engines. Check out Technorati for complete, uncensored blog search results.

I'm watching the slow, steady march toward the impeachment of President Bush, Vice President Cheney, and everyone put into office by their mob-like, crony system of unaccountable idiots that have no recollection.

I'm sure some of you we'll claim that it's not their fault. Bush & Cheney are not to blame for their subordinates poor intelligence. Who's poor intelligence put those people in office? Who hired them?

Which is it?
  • Bush & Cheney are too incompetent to hire.
  • They are stupid, and receiving poor intelligence from other people they trust and use to "filter" their information.
  • They know what they are doing, intentionally abusing their power in office, and are in fact the ones responsible, accountable, and to blame for all the impeachable offenses their oval office have committed?
Cry me an Alito. Take your time. You may select more than 1. They are not mutually exclusive. You have a whole week before you have the weekend and football playoff game distractions to blame for your inability to recall any of the events of this article.

Footnote: Yes, I'm probably just another liberal media person trying to liberate the troops from mutilation, death, and torture. I just don't know how to support the troops. My "culture of life" is interfering with my ability to see the troops as war machines, not people. I'm just a patriot that thinks presidents and Supreme Court judges need to read the constitution and support CIA troops.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Cry Me a Shill

Don't blame the wife, Mrs. Alito. Wives are all innocent and loving. Blame her husband, Samuel Alito, for using a cheap lawyer ploy in attempt to make himself a Supreme Court Judge. Can you trust somebody that tries to avoid tough, sincere questions using a woman's tears to tug at our hearts?

Reminder: Supreme Court judges are elected permanently. They don't have to leave until they die. These positions should be taken more seriously than even the President of the United States.

Loyalty, Dedication & Patriotism

Ask not what your shill can do for you, but what you can do for your shill.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006


Lies, bribes, torture, and spies.

Time to impeach Bush. In fact, impeachment is long overdue. Impeach Bush, impeach Bush, impeach Bush.

Dick Cheney will be our President. That way, Tom Delay can be promoted to Vice President. Jack Abramoff would make a great Federal Reserve chairman.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Love to Hate

I really hate people. If it weren't for them buying the merchandise I shill for the kind and generous corporations that trickle upon me, I'd probably just kill them all.

I discovered this while thinking of my new year's resolutions. So my resolutions include to take some part time jobs that shill goods that help deform & kill people, like cigarettes. This way, I can pay for the gas in my SUV and my wife's yellow Hummer so we don't have to walk 6 blocks to the grocery store.

Come to think of it, I'd hate my wife too, but I have to love her for our lord Jesus (prAISE JEEsus).